A Treat For Your Soul

My colleagues and I went to Souled Out the other day for an outing sponsored by our company. Around 30 of us were there including da boss. I reached there around 6.30 pm and some of my colleagues were already there. Then when I found my spot, the captain came to me and asked:

Captain : Have you ordered your drink boss?
Me : Nope. Not yet. Not sure what to drink.
Captain : Let me make the decision for you ok? Trust me!
Me : Sure

Then, the waiter brought me a glass of beer called KilKenny (reminds me of Kenny of South Park where he got killed at the end of every episode). The question is, how the fuck he knows that I wanted a beer?? Do I look like a freaking beer lover? But of course I love beers lar. KilKenny was quite nice but a little mild. Drank 5 or 6 of it and each one cost RM20!! Had a fun outing. We ate all kind of stuff. Sake san (salmon pizza), sate, pizzas, dory fish, bbq salmon, calamari and a lot more. And the bill for our outing.....RM5000!!!

After Souled Out, a few of my colleagues and I and of course da boss went to another place, a pub to be precise and continue drinking. And after that, we went to another place, a pub to be precise and continue drinking. Fuhh!!! Half drunk that day.

Round 1

Round 2

Round 3. I was too drunk to take pictures.

Hail The Rap And Boy Band King

Had another karaoke outing. And this time, we discovered a new king. Hail the rap and boy band king Donz da man. As I've said in my previous post (Fuckien King), Donz is probably the only guy I know that are into boy band. I already know that he raps. He was like a superstar that day, that all of us took out our camera phone and started to snap his picture. He was singing songs by Puff Daddy, then P. Diddy and of course (shit! I hate to even mention this name) Backstreet Boys. Niamakehai. Donz, you are really da man!

"I did it my way................."

Where Are You Ramly?

Had an urge to eat those delicious Ramly burger the other day. Had been a while since I tasted one. Just craving for one, maybe two 'ayam special'. The tender and juicy meat covered with eggs, mayo and cheese. Yummy!! So I went to a burger stall to get one or maybe two. BUT!!! to my disappointment, (just look at the picture below) Ramly was not there!!! I wonder how the fuck these guys do business. They can just leave their fucking stall unattended for like half an hour. Of course I'm not stupid enough to wait half an hour for Ramly to come! I just went to the food court next to the burger stall feeling disappointed. That's how I know Ramly was not there for half an hour because I just keep staring at the fucking stall and for a moment I just feel like manning the stall or just flip a few burgers for myself! I wonder how Ramly can spread its legacy around the world and do you know that it is banned in Singapore. Sigh.... Singaporean.....

And so on...and so on.........

Isn't it frustrating that no matter what you are doing, it's just a routine that there comes a time that you just feel like not doing it anymore. It doesn't matter if you are working or not. If you are working, your life would probably starts with you waking up early in the morning, you shit, goes to work, eat , watch TV, sleep, wake up, shit, goes to work, eat and so on. And the money you get from working goes to:
i) your food so you can continue shitting
ii) petrol so you can drive to work
iii)housing loan so you have a place to watch tv and sleep
iii) electric bill so you can watch TV and sleep in an air-cond room

And what's the difference if you're not working? There's no difference except it's much more better because you don't even need to wake up early in the morning to go to work and you're living off your parents. Just tell me one thing that you do is not a routine...

Come to think of it, I think going to school is not a routine! Because when I go to school I didn't know what to do there. Everyday is a brand new day for me at school. Not like when you are working where you already know what you need to do.......everyday!!!!

A Malaysian In Singapore

Every single time when I am in Singapore I would feel very uneasy. It's because Singaporeans are such a sophisticated law abiding citizens that it's really hard for anyone to break the law there especially if you are not one of them. In Malaysia, it is so easy to break the law...

chewing gums?? No problem
smoke anywhere you like then just throw the ciggie butt on the floor?? No problem
throw rubbish anywhere you like?? No problem
spit?? No problem

As a smoker, I find it really hard for me to express myself through smoking in Singapore. Just imagine I can't even smoke at an open hawker stall. All the tables had a sign; "No Smoking By Law". And eventhough I managed to find a place to smoke, there is no rubbish bins for me to throw the ciggie butt. And where the hell am I suppose to throw it?? On the floor?? I really don't dare to do that. I later found out that the Singapore government had removed quite a number of rubbish bins especially at the MRT station as a counter-terrorism move. Wtf!!

Singapore is a really clean country. I mean super duper clean as compared to our Malaysia. Their Chinatown is so clean that I can see my own face on the tiles!! I can't even see a plastic bag or tissues on the floor. Not to mention ciggie butt. Talking bout Chinatown in Singapore. There was once when I passed by a souvenier stall and I overheard some of the Singaporeans saying ...."Malaysia, very dangerous one ler." Yah! You're right cocksucker!! Don't let me see your fucking face in Malaysia. And if I do, I'll kick your ass so hard that you'll land right back at Singapore!

But there is one thing that I really enjoy doing in Singapore. Cross a road. It's really fun!! The rules of road crossing anywhere in the world would be to look at your left, then right and then left before crossing depending on the traffic flow . Not in Singapore. If you see a zebra crossing, you can just walk straight to the other side of the road without looking anywhere. Just look straight. All the cars will stop to let you cross. You don't need to wait for the car to stop. You just walk. I really like doing that in Singapore. I would cross the same road a few times just to enjoy my sense of authority over the Singaporeans. Back in Malaysia, I'd suggest that you order your own coffin before doing that.

I believed that Singaporeans do look down on Malaysians. They always feel superior compared to us. They drive big cars not Protons, they earn big bucks (exchange rate higher than RM) and they're living in an ultra modern city where crime rates are pretty low. Why do I think that they look down on us? Just look at the picture below!!

This is the view that I get for being a Malaysian staying in a Singapore hotel!