Fuckien King

A few of my mates and I went to the karaoke the other day just to have some fun. Erimin, Kar Weng, Tat and eFun. All of us are approaching our thirty except this fuckhead eFun. The interesting thing is, eFun who is only 23 ( he is actually Donz aka Da Man's friend but ended up with us eventually, like always) is a hokkien songs junkie! just like Tat. Those his age are supposed to be idolising or listening to some fucking gay boyband like all the other gay bastards out there (and by the way, I can say for the others here as well we fucking hate boyband!!! except Donz maybe) All night long he was singing hokkien song either by himself or a duet with Tat! Macauhai!!! (only the two of them can get high singing hokkien songs). Anyway, it was a fun outing. Looking forward to another karaoke session with the Fuckien King.

Fuckhead belting out his favourite number "Su su niam niam"

Fuckhead getting emotional with another of his hokkien ballad

Dangerous

I went to Penang last week (driving) for a business trip. Had a very fucking scary accident near Taiping. It was raining heavily and I lost control of my car. The fucking car just swerved to my left and I juct can't control the fucking car. At that very moment, I was overtaking a fucking lorry. Luckily I didnt hit the lorry. But, I ended up hitting the roadside bar instead. It was quite an impact as the sound was so loud. There goes my car I thought. And after the impact, one of the wheels were broken. The car just wouldn't move straight eventhough the position of the steering is straight. Called AAM and they said I have to wait for 45 minutes for the tow truck to arrive!! I don't mind waiting but it was so fucking dangerous to have your car parked at the emergency lane of a 2 lane highway and to make matters worse, it was raining heavily. To be safe, I got out of my car and divert the traffic. I was all soaked up!! It was really dangerous as all the fucking lorries and buses were speeding like there's no tomorrow. And when they passed my car, it was just inches away. When the fucking tow truck finally arrived, my car was towed to a nearby workshop and after some inspection by the mechanic, it was found that a steel connecting the wheel to the suspension was crooked. That's because of the impact! Got it fixed and carry on my journey to Penang.

My Fucking Spanking New Nike Air Max

Just bought a fucking 'nike air max 97 rejuvenation' yesterday. Cost me RM500!! Macauhai. But have been longing for one. Coincidentally, the previous pair that I have was also a 97 model bought in 1997. Can't wait to wear this muthafucker. It looked so beautiful!!!!!

Hamsap Wong Has Left The Country

My mate, Wong has again gone back to New Zealand. He came back to Malaysia a couple of months ago and every time he came back there will be something new about him. The last time he came back, he is a fucking photographer and this time he's a fucking vegetarian!!!! Mahai! This guy really likes food. Everytime he comes back, he would order all kind of food because he can't get so many varieties of food in New Zealand and it's cheap. But now, he's a vegetarian. I really don't know how this fuck head manage to do it. He's been eating greens for close to half a year now. And he planned to do it for at least a year. Another thing is, he decided to let go the Malaysian passport. So now he only holds the New Zealand passport. The reason is, it will be easier for him to travel around Europe. Good luck to you hamsap Wong.

Hamsap Wong having his last meal (yee mee and I assure you it's only yee mee and lots of vege)

A Tribute To My Fucking Dog

You muthafuckers out there don't laugh when I said I'm deeply depressed now because of a dog. Last week my fucking dog (the English cocker Spaniel) was sent to the Society for the prevention of cruelty to animals (SPCA) because he was too ill and there was no one at home to take care of him. The worst part is I don't even have the opportunity to see him before being sent to SPCA as I was in Singapore. Due to his illness (epilepsy), he would vommit and urinate not even knowing it. All this happened during seizure. And after that he would be so dizzy that he can't even walk properly. And because of this, he would end up banging his head to the wall. So, a decision was made to send him to the SPCA as there would be professionals to look after him. But we have to give him to SPCA for good. Meaning we can't have him back. It's really tough. I really miss that fucker a lot. Will go to SPCA soon to visit him. Hope that he's ok and fine. Will remember you always........and be tough!!!!!