Sales and Service Support Meeting 2006

The company that I'm working for had its Sales and Service Support Meeting in Malacca from 11th May - 14th May 2006. Well, it was full of incidents. First, Kok (new sales guy) was involved in an accident at the Seremban rest area, To (IT engineer) fractured his ankle during war game and got to be operated and PC Foong (North Area Manager) sprained his wrist. Overall it was a fun outing. There were approximately 40 of us and we stayed at the A' Famosa Hotel. It was nice and spacious.

The hotel room when I first got in. I swear it doesn't look this nice when I left.

We had one and a half day of meeting. Normal shit. Then we also had some sports activities for the purpose of team building. All of us were divided into 4 groups including the bosses. I was in group A and we decided to call ourselves "Buaya". Yah, buaya, because we like to 'buaya' people. We had to play some sports every evening. The first day, we had to play some kiddies game. But let me tell you it's no easy game as at the end of the day, my whole body was aching. That's the consequence if you don't excersice and smoke a pack a day. Then the next day we have to build a raft and cross a fucking man-made river which is 30 fucking feet deep!!!

This is how the game works. We were given 7 long bamboo sticks about 10 feet long (still shorter than my dick) and 4 short bamboo sticks, 3 tyres and some strings. We have to build a raft out of all this shit and guess what? Team Buaya build one which is out of this world. Everyone else build a mainstream one where the 4 short bamboos were used to hold the 7 long ones and the 3 tyres were placed at the bottom of the raft to make it float. I don't even know how to describe the raft that we built. Just see it yourself!

Team Buaya and its fucking raft. Normally the 7 long bamboos will be placed on top of the short ones and see how we placed it! Aren't we geniuses.


The consequences to our sophistication? The fucking raft overturned!!!


The aftermath

After all, it was a good experience as we really learned the meaning of team work and never say die attitude. In the end, we did finished the game and we are proud of it. Then, the next day, we played something which are categorized as 'extreme' sport, WAR GAME. I never play it before. First, we were given instructions of what we are supposed and not supposed to do.

The do's:
1) Just go out there and shoot all the muthafuckers anywhere you like

The don't's:
1) Don't shoot at your opponent once he / she has surrendered. But if he / she didn't noticed, just keep blasting.

As most of us are newbies to this game, we asked a lot of fucking questions like:
1) Q: is it painful to get shoot at?
A: Yes. You will get a blue black spot for a few days

2) Q: What will happened if I got shot at the crotch?
A: You can't use it for 2 weeks.

3) Q: What if I ran out of bullets? (the bullets are made of vegetable oil and gellatin)

A: Just put down the fucking gun and run for your life or you can try get the opponents' flag where you might end up dead.

So, we have four teams. 2 v 2 and the winner will advance to the final stage. As I'm a professional shooter, team Buaya never really had problems advancing to the final. And in the final, wewill be facing this team which is really not in our league. But, they have the CEO in it. So we have to be careful. The outcome of the final........., we won without a doubt BUT of so many people and so many places on the body to shoot at, I shot the big boss and I shot him at the CROTCH!!!!!! What the Fuck!!!! There goes my bonus and increment!

Just look at the pictures below and you'll see what will happen if you mess with me!








'Face Off'. Me and the Big Boss




The outcome. The Big Boss got shot at the crotch by ME!!!!!!!!!


Overall, it was a fun outing but very tiring.